When a tired EU diplomat clicks "connect" on an airport Wi-Fi portal, his briefing—and his government's secrets—end up in Chengdu. Hosts Tova Dvorin and Adrian Culley unpack Mustang Panda (APT27 / Bronze President), the Chinese threat group running the long con against NGOs, ASEAN ministries, and Tibetan and Uyghur activists. Inside: captive-portal Wi-Fi Pineapples that bypass MFA, PlugX side-loading through legitimate apps, and the USB worm that jumps air-gapped military networks.